+*+*+~{Dedicated to: Princess}~+*+*+

She woke up bleary in the wee mornin
Feelin dull in the dumps cos’ of school.
But then a short, sharp pain aroused her senses,
And she started chuckling like a fool.

Her mum called her for breakfast,
But found her snug in bed.
When she saw her laughing over her stomach-ache,
Her mum thought her siao in the head.

Then her teacher rang her up in a temper:
Her greeting was stern and tart.
But then she had to slam down the phone in horror,
For all she heard was a fcuking loud fart!

When Miss Stomach-Ache told me this story
I roared with interminable mirth.
For such brilliance a Princess possesses
Is only found in 1 in 1000000000 births!

+*+*+~{written by xia0 dan}~+*+*+